$someChineseClients = array(‘idiots’, ‘cheap’, ‘lazy’, ‘indecisive’, ‘noTaste’, ‘slowPay’);
if($client == $someChineseClients) {
if($trouble > $budgetOfProject) {
echo ‘Run away from the project like hell!’;
}
else {
echo ‘I will tolerate the pain. When do we start?’;
}
}
else {
echo ‘Put a down payment and I am game.’;
}
Ah, joys of life as a freelance contractor…