A Simple Pieces of Code That Mirrors Life

$someChineseClients = array(‘idiots’, ‘cheap’, ‘lazy’, ‘indecisive’, ‘noTaste’, ‘slowPay’);

if($client == $someChineseClients) {
      if($trouble > $budgetOfProject) {
            echo ‘Run away from the project like hell!’;
      }
      else {
            echo ‘I will tolerate the pain. When do we start?’;
      }
}
else {
      echo ‘Put a down payment and I am game.’;
}

Ah, joys of life as a freelance contractor…